I believe I have actually reached a time in my life when I am living the life of a rich lady. Amazing , that! Because I have very little money.
Let me tell you how to do this. First you go to my beauty shop. Now I have thoroughly described my hokey little beauty shop in a previous blog entry, so I won't go into details. But, today, my beautician offered to drive me home because she needed to find out how to find my house. You see she has a new client who happens to be one of our new neighbors. This lady cannot drive, so Dorothy has offered to pick her up, and drive her home. So Dorothy says that she might as well pick me up each week since she will be in the neighborhood. Only the very rich have door to door service from their hair salon. I may start calling it a salon even though they were cooking sauerkraut today.
The second thing you do is meet a good friend for lunch. Today, I actually had lunch with ten good friends, so I must be very rich indeed. You are very rich if you have a wealth of good friends. So bless them for adding so much to my life.
Third, you become a high roller and wine and dine at a casino. Does playing a penny slot machine qualify you for high rollership? I think it does. And we didn't wine, but we did have a sandwich this evening at the casino deli. Uh huh, very rich indeed.
Oh, and I forgot to mention the best part of my richness! While I was out to lunch like a rich lady, our daughter cleaned my house! Talk about something that makes you feel altogether spoiled and well to do, try coming home from lunching with the ladies to a spotlessly clean home that you didn't clean!
And it is wealth beyond your wildest dreams when you have loving children who are so willing to help you out.
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